He was running around bleaching everything is sight explaining that he didn't want to pick up anything. He asked why I didn't do the same thing.
"Because I got good antibodies," I said. "Last week a huge Lyme bloated tick bit me on the leg and immediately got nauseous and let go. He slid off of me and crawled off looking for a place to die."
My germaphobe friend looked agape at me but as I look back on things like living in tipis, campers, and sailboats don't recall a single day being sick.
To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this:
http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY
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