Here. Here's a pistol for you. It's loaded. Take it somewhere quiet and do the right thing.

I actually did that to someone once. I handed them a pistol, told them it was loaded and to take it somewhere quiet and do the right thing.

Actually the pistol was unloaded because if they did decide to do the right thing it would have made quite a mess and I didn't want some poor bastard to have to clean it up. 

Besides there is always some idiot that will say something like "It's not a real gun." as they point it at you and pull the trigger.

The world is what it is and there are a number of people out there that have made their careers being a pain in the asses of every else and we would simply be better off without them.




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