Getting laid in a government run whorehouse.

I was sitting outside of Walmart waiting for someone alongside  three other guys that were waiting for their wives. I looked at them and asked, "I wonder what it would be like getting laid in a government run whorehouse?"

It made every one of them bust up laughing.

"First ya gotta sign in and fill out a form," I started.

"Then ya gotta show at least 3 IDs to make sure you're old enough," added one of the guys. "AND have a note from your wife giving you permission."

"You can only get two drinks from the bar of watered down whisky because they are worried about your health," added another.

The big guy added, "And drunk driving."


 The guy in the green shirt, "Let's go into the parlor and meet the girls! You just KNOW the government has chased all the good talent out."

"Yeah," I added. "They went to Madame Dolinski's House of 1000 Delights where they can make some real money. You just know the government recruited these women from 'The People of Walmart'.

"The one that can remove the chrome from a trailer hitch is long gone," added the big guy. He was trying to be somewhat discreet but we all knew what he meant and laughed.

"Remember, they all have to be properly racially mixed," said the big guy. "One of them has to be at 1/2020th Indian to represent Elizabeth Warren." Everyone cracked up.

"Don't forget the government requires they hire the handicapped," added the guy in the green shirt.

"No age discrimination, either," added the big guy.

"Yeah, I can see it now," I added. "Enter the parlor and it's the biggest collection of wheel chairs, geriatrics, fatties and not a single attractive fairly young one to be seen."

"Hey!" said the quiet guy in the brown jacket. "Mandatory government issued condoms."

"Yeah," added the guy in the green shirt. Eight ply steel belted rubbers made by B.F.Goodrich out of old tires."

We all laughed.

I had to leave and started to take my leave. "Of course, because the government can't even run a whorehouse that sells whisky at a profit we all just know that it's got to be entirely subsidized."

"Hope Trump doesn't find out about it, he'll close it down unless it turns a profit," added the guy in the green shirt.

"If they can't run a damned whorehouse, one that is selling a renewable resource they ought to shut it down." added the guy in the green shirt.

I walked away laughing. My parting shot was "Some things ought to simply stay free enterprise."













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