in a nearby apartment complex is really entertaining to listen to.
It's a busybody's paradise now according to a resident I know.
Jimmy opened his door without putting down his groceries! That's unsafe and could cause the whole building to collapse!
My take on this is that I ain't getting involved because it isn't my fight, but if I lived there I'd simply buy a ski mask, gloves and a long coat from an out of town Goodwill somewhere and walk right up to the cameras and steal a bunch of them, put them into a bag and throw the bag into the complex dumpster.
There is nothing that would make people go straight into a panic faster than having their expensive trusted state of the art security system compromised and/or stolen by some clown wearing a fifty cent mask and a $3 Goodwill trench coat.
Getting rid of the evidence would be pretty easy, too. Simply redonate it to another Goodwill.
Then again as I write this I think I'd use a Guy Fawkes instead of a ski mask because it would add a little terror to things.
It's not my fight but eventually someone will come along and do something. I hope my friend is still living in that hole of busybodies if/when it happens.
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