Like the time the little girl I used to tease when she was little grew up.
I think she was a high school senior or maybe a fresh graduate when she overheard me telling my wife I was going to the mall to get something.
She ran inside and changed he clothes into tight jeans and a halter top and unknown to me headed to the mall where she figured I'd be passing by.
I guess she saw me and ghosted behind me because when I was passing a couple of older women she came up to me out of nowhere holding a set of car keys, said "How sweet of you! A new Corvette! How could you!" and planted a kiss on me.
Blindsided, I managed to smile and reply "You're worth it, Sweetie." much to the chagrin of a couple of a chubby middle aged women who gave me dirty looks.
When in doubt, charge down the guns.
Still, payback's a bitch and if ya wanna dish it out ya gotta be able to take it.
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