There's an app for that.

In Homeless Depot someone asked me where the men's room was.

I told him against the far wall, halfway down and as an afterthought said, "There's an app for that now. I downloaded it onto my phone a couple months ago and haven't needed a toilet since. It's a free download."

"Really?" he asked, somewhat wide-eyed and headed off to the rest room.

Fifteen minutes later he passed me at the millwork desk. "You asshole!" he said and walked off.

I got $100 that says the minute he sat down on the throne he pulled out his phone and started looking for the app to download.

Yes, we really are getting stupider and more dependent by the day.

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