and announce he's opening the border to let in 50 million illegals to pick produce.
Monday:
I can hear his speech. "It's gonna be great! We'll have pickers in here to pick our produce! We'll have so many pickers here that American won't even have to pick their own noses anymore! Imagine that! Not even having to pick or own noses or asses anymore! Let the pickers help make America great again!"
An hour later Trump has a few words with the Republicans in Congress. Support the Democrats. Give them what they want with a veto proof majority..
Tuesday: Hakeem Jeffries and Chucky Schumer start babbling demanding a tenfold increase in the ICE and Border Patrol budgets AND a $10K bounty on illegals the citizens delivered to the feds dead or alive.
Wednesday: Bill clears the House.
Thursday: Bill clears the Senate.
Friday: President Trump announces he'll sign the bill in a week to give people time to leave.
Saturday there is a sale on ammo as every Billy-Joe-Bob and every Bubba stock up to go bounty hunting.
There is an instant stampede and the biggest migration in human history as 20 million people leave. The roads are heavily trafficked, the airports are clogged. In some places there's an abundance of boat traffic. The police overlook people riding in the beds of trucks as the mob heads south.
Friday Trump signs the bill and its opening day on illegals.
When the entire platform of the Democratic party is to hate Trump doing something like this is a lead pipe cinch of getting things done.
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