I just saw a video of someone stealing shoes

from Muslims as they prayed. He was stealing them in pairs which is the badge of a rank amateur.

If you are doing that the best way is to steal only one shoe from each pair and really piss them off. It's far more maddening to find you have only one shoe as opposed to having none at all. Add insult to injury!

If you are going to do something like that at least do it right. It's far more entertaining watching 20 people with one shoe than 10 people with no shoes.

Besides you can piss off twice as many people per armload as you carry them off.

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Oh yeah, the best way to get rid stolen shoes is to wait until you go on a long road trip and every couple of hours throw one into the breakdown lane.

Nothing gets people wondering more than seeing one shoe in the breakdown lane. They stay alert and keep their eyes open looking for the other one to show up.

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