Back when I was a kid living at home what was fun was

to teach very small children very big words. 

There is nothing funnier than a toddler under the age of two that can say words like deoxyribonucleic acid or chrono synclastic infindibulation. 

I remember doing this to a friends kid brother when he was small. It was hilarious watching the little guy's parents wonder where he heard it and how he was able to repeat it. His big brother and I worked with this kid for some time teaching him big words.

Actually the results of this were pretty good. It was very entertaining watching his mother tell her husband to watch his language because it was a sure thing the kid would pick up an profanity he used.

Of course the first thing we thought of when he heard his mother say that to her husband was that we should turn the little precocious boy into a foul mouthed sailor but we didn't because his father would be blamed and he was a really cool guy.




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