"I find that offensive." he said.

Outstanding!" I replied. "It gladdens my heart to see a fellow citizen exercising his God given right to be offended."

That got me a dirty look. 

Apparently he failed to notice the piece of mistletoe clipped to my shirt tail.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY