Oh, why not. Another Jewish conspiracy

Hebrew National are arguably the best hot dogs out there. I love 'em but they only come in packages of seven instead of eight.

Now most other dogs come 8 to a package as do rolls.

The biggest Jewish conspiracy I have been told about was the sinking of Titanic. Supposedly it was plotted by a Rosenberg, financed by a Goldberg and sunk by an Iceberg.

Still, I think there may or may not be a Jewish conspiracy involving the Hebrew National people and the bun makers.

With most other hot dogs you need a package of 8 buns and a package of 8 hot dogs to make things even out.

With Hebrew National you need eight packages of hot dogs to seven packages of buns to make things even out.

Are the Hebrew National people in conspiracy with the bun people to make people buy more hot dogs and buns to make things even steven?

Who knows and I really don't care. I'll keep buying Hebrew Nationals and make a tuna salad sandwich with the leftover bun.

I suppose it means the great Hebrew National conspiracy is a failure but that's OK if they keep making good hot dogs.


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