I am beginning to think that the thing to do with a lot of the little Karens is

to shave their heads.

At least for first offense.

The Underground did that during WW2 to women that slept with the Germans and it would serve nicely as a first warning to the little Karens that have turned into little snitches.

Second warning I won't post here.

I do think I should dig out my scanner and start monitoring local police calls. A women on NextDoor recommended that and said she has learned a lot about the way the little Karens work.

Of course the police hotline/tiplines were started as a means of solving crimes. It's actually the duty of the people to assist the police to an extent in solving crimes. Robert Peel, who wrote about modern policework back in the day actually said 'the people are the police'.

One of the tests of a good law isn't how it will be used. It's about how it will be abused.

When Berlin was reunited they released almost all of the STASI records EXCEPT the snitch lines. They didn't do this because they saw what kind of chaos it would create. I'm sure there would have been a lot of vengeance killings. Based on snitch reports the STASI made a large number of people disappear.

It was abused horribly and used to settle petty  differences and family feuds.

Same thing is starting with tiplines. They were opened to help solve legitimate crimes like robbery, murder and what have you.

Instead they have degenerated to things like barking dogs, mowing a lawn the wrong way and in many cases outright lies.

Couple that with a red flag law on guns and just about any honest citizen will be able to have their rights taken from them simply because Karen is afraid of anyone being armed. All Karen has to do is call in and lie that So and So was seen in a threatening manner and it's adios Civil Rights.

I would just LOVE to have those files opened.

Joe? You turned in a hatchet murderer? Good. Go in peace.

Ah, yes. Little Karen. You tried to turn in your neighbor because you didn't like the way he mowed his lawn. Have a seat on the barber chair. You're gonna like the way you look. The cue ball look is big this year. Zip, zip, zip. 

And you, another little Karen. You lied and had Jimmy's civil rights taken away from him because you thought shooting Bambi was wrong even though Jimmy has eight mouths to feed. Have a seat. We'll get with YOU in a few minutes. Hope you brought your check book. 

Oh, and its a male Karen. Too bad your wife has more balls than you. You ratted out the kids playing baseball in the vacant yard. No problem. We'll let you settle that one with the kids. (You poor bastard! Kids are cruel and relentless. Paint remover is on sale at Lowe's. Stock up.)

Lefty Davis! I see where you got wind of who the burglars were that were robbing the neighborhood blind and reported it. Good deal. Swing by the house for a beer.

Oh, it's YOU. You're the little cherub that reported every single person you saw that wasn't wearing a mask, including people that were gardening, mowing their lawns or washing their patio. Sit in the barber chair, please. Oh, and while we're at it, don't try to resist. It will get painful as it's Elmer's turn to be barber and he doesn't like you very much after what you did to him. If you don't resist he will use the clippers. If you do resist he'll probably opt for the straight razor. Your choice.

I suppose if a lot of people see this and read it there will be a few that think that what I have said is awful...at least until they see THEIR name on the list of people that have been ratted out for nothing by these self righteous people.

Then watch them ask for THEIR turn to man the clippers.




     





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