Of Nazis, nuns and German shepherds. I scare myself.

A couple of posts ago I told someone that my kids (that I don't have) scour the porn sites looking up the good stuff for me.

I said my favorite porn is Nazis, nuns and German Shepherds. 

That one came out of my mouth too fast. Much too fast.

I'll admit it's a pretty good one. It IS a real head turner that makes someone wonder when they hear it. It's some pretty sick $hit. Still, it came out of my mouth without a second thought. Where the hell did I come up with that one on such short notice?

Actually that's not the one that scares me. A while ago I had to listen to some guy brag about his kid. When I bored with that I asked him what grade the kid was in and he told me he was in the 8th grade.

"Cool," I said. "That's a good age. How about you let me hand him $100 and get him to pick up a bag of weed for me when he gets back to class?"

"What!?" he snapped back.

"Yeah. You know that the dealers on the Northside are always ripping seniors off. The only way to get decent weed is from a kid in school."

Much to his credit he recognized a troll when he saw one.

Still, that came out of my mouth way too fast and way too easy for comfort.

Sometimes I think there is something wrong with me.


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