On another internet board someone asked about keeping their kids away from porn.

Why? I asked. 

"My kids dig around the porn sites and find all the good stuff with Nazis, Nuns and German Shepherds and pass it on to me."

Watch. Someone is going to ask me how old my kids are and I'm going to tell them they are six and eight.

Let's see how that one goes over.

It's kind of like the woman that asked me how old my wife was. I told her I married her in West Virginia and when she finishes high school we're going to have a whole bunch of kids together.

I would not be surprised to hear someone has turned me in. That would be a hoot to hear about.

Update. Someone took the bait and asked how old the kids were.

"The six year old really has an eagle eye for the good smut. Wow! You guys should see the one he found for me!"



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