The other day shopping I got stuck behind a woman with an ass about four axe-handles wide with more cottage cheese on it than there was in the entire dairy cabinet.
Needless to say, she was wearing a skimpy pair of shorts. She should have been wearing a burka.
This caused me to think to myself "Where the hell is Drag Queen Freddie these days now that I could use him?"
Freddie is sometimes a bit of a mess but he's a lot easier in the eye than that women was. Freddie is also better to deal with, too. I found that out after watching that woman treat the cashier poorly.
I have not seen Freddie is a few years now. I've seen him in and out of drag but either way he's easier to be around than the beached whale I was stuck behind. Actually Freddie is basically a nice guy.
It's odd how he came to mind when I was stuck behind that woman. Hope he's doing OK.
No comments:
Post a Comment