That scar? I got it in the war.

What war? Vietnam? Desert Storm?

 "The Spanish American war," I replied . "I served with Colonel Roosevelt in Cuba. That scar came from a Spanish bayonet."

 " Really? "

"Yeah. I had to fetch horses for him because he has a couple shot out from under him at San Juan back in '98."

"Wow!"

Another idiot bites the dust. They make it too easy.

Learn to count, people! Do the math. Nobody lives to be 143 years old.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY