Just think of all of the assorted crap the First Family gets.

I just heard someone in the background give Melania Trump a vase of some sort and I thought to myself how much just plain stuff they accumulate. I would imagine the vase is fairly expensive.

After the fire I pitched a lot of accumulated junk and filled up two huge construction dumpsters chockablock full. That's just the stuff the wife and I have accumulated and we're basically nobodies.

What do you do with all that stuff? I'll bet the amount of crap they get is astounding. Maybe there's a big giant hidden government warehouse tucked away somewhere full of all sorts of gifts that the Presidents and First Ladies got that they had no room for when they left the White House. Who knows?

If there's not then maybe Melania and Barron can host the first Presidential yard sale on the White House lawn when the President's term is over. That would probably be the mother of all yard sales.

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