First, thank you for being a wonderful First Lady and representing the country so well.
Secondly you saved me twenty bucks.
Because before you went to Texas with Donald I saw you had wisely slipped on a pair of sneakers.
Had I not seen you in sneakers I was getting ready to slip a twenty into an envelope and mail it to your Secret Service detail to buy you a pair of flip flops so you could rest your tired feet after a day in heels.
When I saw you in sneakers I figured you already had a pair of flip flops tucked away.
Thank you for representing us. You are a wonderful, beautiful and talented First Lady.
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Incidentally if I ever meet you my opening line is going to be "Hiya, gorgeous. Where ya been all my life?"
It is my standard line for grandmothers and world class models.
I expect you to at least give me a smirk. It is a seriously hokey line but you are smart enough to know that.
To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this:
http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY
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I agree with you 100%.
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