"Nice looking child you have there," I said to a young mother.
"I'll bet your kids are all grown up now," she replied.
"I suppose," I replied. "I had twin daughters but I lost them in a poker game."
Shock. "What?" she asked, stunned.
"Yeah," I replied. " Canada Bill Jones drew four aces. My wife wouldn't talk to me for a month after I told her. "
And I walked off leaving her agape.
The old woman that was behind me was laughing herself silly and said, "You're awful." She got it.
To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this:
http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY
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