So and so, American Socialite.

What does a socialite actually do?

Where does one go to school to become a socialite? Can you go to socialite school on a GI Bill? 

What's the job pay? 

From what I can see it's a good gig if you can get the job.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY