I was damned glad to get into the Army.

I left for basic on graduation day and never looked back.

The whole time I was in school I had a 28 mile long (one way) paper route and my bicycle only had one pedal. When I got to the end of the route I'd swap the pedal over to the other side to keep one leg from getting stronger than the other.

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY