I should have kept all of the election junk mail

and bought a wood stove and a log maker.

I could heat my house on junk mail and drop my gas bill to practically nothing this winter had I done this.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY