Jimmy got stopped for a burned out tail light.
When the officer approached the car he held a 'sovereign citizen' sign against the glass. He refused to identify himself and was totally obnoxious to the officer that had originally planned to simply inform Jimmy he had a tail light out and to tell him he should get it fixed. The officer even had a multi tool in his pocket to help Jimmy if he happened to have a spare bulb in his glove box.
The officer, tired of Jimmy's belligerence is forced to break Jimmy's window, cut his seat belt, yard him out of the car. Jimmy bounces up and takes a swing at the officer and the scuffle escalates and ends with Ossifer Friendly tasing the living dogsnot out of him and gets carted off to jail.
He later gets a $20 fine for the tail light violation and a year in the county lockup for resisting arrest. Over absolutely nothing.
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Two hours later. Same cop pulls Piccolo over for the same thing. Piccolo was on his way home after a night pf pretty hard partying.
Piccolo pulls over and gets well off the road for officer safety, shuts off the pickup, opens the window, drops his keys out the window and waits with both hands on the top of the steering wheel.
Ossifer Friendly approaches the car and shines his light and finds Piccolo sitting there with a joint in his mouth, a beer between his legs, a whisky bottle on the seat. There's also a hypodermic needle on a syringe sitting on the dashboard.
He asks Piccolo for his driver's license which he produces, returns and asks him to exit the vehicle, turn around and put his hands behind his back. Piccolo explains he has a handgun in an inside the pants holster, a switchblade in his back pocket and tells the cop to be careful of the sharps he has in his shirt pocket. The cop takes it all and hoos pic up.
He seats Pic in the back seat of the patrol car and starts driving toward the police station and he and Pic have a delightful conversation about trout fishing.
The officer stops about halfway there and announces he's had two fights that night, one with Jimmy and another with an entitled purple haired fat woman and that he just plain old didn't have the heart to throw such a nice cooperative guy like Pic in jail.
He turns around and while driving Pic back to his pickup tells him about how to avoid the DUI checkpoint 3 miles ahead. The get to his pickup and he fishes a bulb out of his glove box and the two of then replace the burned out tail light in Pic's truck. He returns Pic's gun, switchblade and his needles. Then he told Pic the body in the trunk is starting to smell and recommends that after he buries it he plants endangered flowers on top of the grave so it is illegal to dig it up. They thanked each other and make a date to go fishing together and Pic is sent on his way.
Yeah, I know it's bull$hit but you get the point.
Most people go to jail for being stupid.
