Yesterday I was at Lowe's and someone looked at me curiously.
A few minutes later it popped into my head where I had seen him before. It was at Homeless Depot. He was the guy that asked me where the men's room was.
"What? You need the men's room? I haven't needed one in almost a year since i downloaded the free app. When the urge hits I just touch the icon on my phone and it gets taken care of electronically. I'ts the damnedest thing you ever saw. Anyway, you don't have the app so the men's room is against the far wall, halfway down. There's a sign."
He trotted off.
About fifteen or twenty minutes later I was at the floor covering desk talking to the flooring woman and he passed by, saw me, stopped and gave me a very angry glare which told me all I needed to know.
When he got to the men's room and seated himself royally on the throne he instantly dug out his phone and started looking for the app.
After a while he probably said to himself "Wait a minute..." and felt a little foolish.
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