OMG! Elon Musk wants to put grandma in her wheelchair and push her off a cliff!

Oh, yeah? I'll tell you what I'm going to do about it!

I'm going to go to the bottom of the cliff, recover her body and stick it in the freezer so the funeral home doesn't report her death.

Then I'm going to collect her monthly checks until she turns 120 at which time I will out an SSA-721 and report her death and take her out of the freezer and thaw her out. Then I will bury her in the back yard and cover her grave with endangered flowers so it is illegal to dig her up.

That'll fix him!

It's pretty damned sad when the left starts having to use scare tactics on seniors. It's outright cruel.

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I discovered melatonin. It's replaced bourbon.

About a month or so someone turned me on to melatonin as a sleep aid. Prior to that almost every night I'd have a double shot of bourbon or sometimes brandy about a half hour before turning in.

I had discovered the bourbon helped keep my CPAP sleep numbers high. I've done this for quite some time. 

After trying out the melatonin for about a week I parked the bourbon bottle before bed. Melatonin is produced by the body to enhance sleep and as one ages the production slows down. A couple of melatonin gummies about a half hour before bed helps considerably with getting to sleep.

Right now my 'liquor ration' is down to a snort on Tuesday night after I read The Preamble of the Constitution on the Tuesday night ham net and 2 Guinness draughts on Wednesday night at the Sportsman club to get out of the house and socialize. The bourbon is an American thing. It's supposed to follow the reading of the Preamble.

I think I'm pretty much going to keep it that way for a while. 

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Advertise here for $10/week. 

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I had cataract surgery 31 March

and the results were amazing. It seems to get better by the hour today. I can now go back to shooting with iron sights.

In other news, someone on Nextdoor found a sausage in their mailbox and is going nuts trying to find the reason. My guess is some kid found it somewhere along the line and just flipped it in to make the person wonder and get all keyed up.

They wanted to know what it meant. Was it part of some great conspiracy? Was it because of the way they voted? Why did someone put a sausage in their mailbox?

I answered "It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the pigs." and let it go at that.

I imagine that when they see that they are going to wonder who Luca Brasi is.

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