Yeah. I always tip the arresting officer. Five buck if the cuffs are not too tight

and he doesn't bang my head against the cruiser roof when he seats me."

I was listening to someone babble about the judge that got busted for trying to help an illegal alien escape. Yada yada yada so when I got a word in edgewise I said "I hope she tipped the arresting officer. I always do. Every time I get thrown in jail."

"You do?" he asked.

Yeah.  I always tip the arresting officer. Five buck if the cuffs are not too tight and he doesn't bang my head against the cruiser roof when he seats me." I answered

"Really?"

When I heard that I knew I'd found another live one.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY