One of the things I said as a sailor.

If for some reason I die at sea you will make NO attempts to recover my remains that involve any danger to living humans.

No deep sea divers going through compartments, nothing. 

Just leave me. 

I'm planning on being buried at sea anyways and we don't need a bunch of middlemen and have to do things twice.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY