Because of a few comments I have made over Sydney Sweeney some karen suggested I was a dirty old man or worse.
"I am certainly not interested in having a girlfriend like her because I do not like lose/lose scenarios. If the two of us were to hook up she would find herself in court defending herself and fighting for her life because if the DA could convince the jury that it was her idea she would be facing a lengthy sentence for murder."
"On the other hand," I continued "If she could convince the jury that it was my idea she would be free to go and my insurance beneficiaries would not receive a cent because my policies have a suicide clause in them."
Sometimes I can be downright dry.
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