Didn't win anything at the gun bash. Surprise, surprise, surprise.
Still had a pretty good feed but went VERY easy on the free beer. Had two spaced over the entire six hours of it.
On the way I stopped for gas and in the process dropped my keys that hit my foot which knocked them under the pickup. My knee is still tender from chain saw madness so I crawled partway under the truck. Needless to say I was pissed off.
The nosy clown saw me and asked what I was looking for and I snapped "A reason to live!"
Don't do that.
Every time I do something like that I wind up having to deal with an idiot. This was no exception.
I got told I should get counseling and yada yada yada because life is living and the usual assortment of dramatic bullshit.
I got my keys, staggered to my feet and snapped, "Sarcasm is like food shopping at a socialist government food store. Some people get it, some don't. Now beat it."
I have a 100% perfect track record at buying gun bash tickets. I was given a ticket for free, then bought another so a friend of mine could attend with me. That ticket won a firearm, my free one did not...
ReplyDeleteThere is no way to beat a perfect record, so I don't buy tickets anymore.
The ONLY reason I bought the ticket is to support the club. Fortunately I won nothing.
DeleteThat really isn't how it works. The prize gun are going to someone, (whether the club bought them, or they were donated) so it may as well have been you.
DeleteFact is there were 20 guns raffled PLUS a whole boatload of 'pick of the table' raffles gong on. There were just a small few of the guns I was interested in. 95% of them would have been white elephants that I would have to sell. I just went to support the club.
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