Some 20 something told me something fantastic that Donald Trump was supposed to do. I he said that Project 2025 was going to make women put the toilet seat up after they use it. I had seen that one earlier today. It was a spoof.
Of course I knew I had a live one on my hands so I replied, "Abraham Lincoln said not to believe everything you see on the internet just because there's a picture with a caption under it."
"How do you know that?" he demanded.
"It's on his Facebook page," I answered.
"Really?" he asked and whipped out his phone.
I turned to walk off and get the hell out of there before I got a blast of $hit for being a smartass and heard, "Hey! He does have a "Facebook page!
"Of course he has a Facebook page," I said over my shoulder as I walked off.
Anyway I went home and looked. There is Abraham Lincoln's Facebook page but it's private so I couldn't cruise through it. It's probably been created by some admirer of Honest Abe.
I'll add that one to my personal bag of bull$hit.
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