It used to be there was a human to deal with and I could entertain myself by doing things like trying to sell them things.
The Marriot vacation callers would get a real deal on an extended car warranty and one time I actually got someone to start giving me a credit card number before he figured it out.
"0123-4567- Hey, wait a minute! You asshole! " Click.
Now it's AI voices although I did get one that was a human recently that tried to sell me a grave plot which I wasn't interested in.
I explained to her that I was being buried at sea and she grew curious and said she had never heard of that being done before. I told her it was fairly common among those that have worked on the water for their career and explained being wrapped in a weighted shroud and splash. Then I explained that there is a prayer for the burial of the dead at sea in the
She was halfway decent and when I was done she told me she'd add my number to the do not call list and actually did so.
Still, when they were people on the other end it was fun to argue with them and waste their time because turnabout's fair play.
I remember taking a call in Target once and telling the guy on the other end that he didn't get enough pu$$y and when he answered I told him "I'm 71 years old and still get more a$$ than a toilet seat in the broad's can next to the beer stand at a home game at Yankee Stadium, Sonny Boy." He told me to FO and hung up.
A woman within earshot turned purple and said I was disgusting until I told her I was talking to a telemarketer and she whipped a 180 degree change in course.
She said Telemarketers deserve what they get.
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