I took a small sunset tour in the Miata.
I don't do bars but decided on getting an ice cream cone.
At the ice cream stand I saw a young mother with a 5 or 6 year old daughter.
"I want you watching me. Could I ask your daughter a question?" I asked.
She looked confused. "I want an honest answer. You only get them from young girls and old men. Young girls are too young to know any better and old men are too old to care."
The mother gave me the OK but was very curious.
I dropped to one knee and asked the little girl, "Am I old and ugly?"
She thought about it for about a quarter of a nanosecond and replied, "You look like my grandfather! and gave me a big hug.
Sometimes ya just gotta roll the dice.
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