And there's a spiral cut ham, a green bean casserole, some beans and a panful of fried taters out. There's a fresh jug and a shrimp ring in the reefer.
I've sent word out to a few orphans and we shall see what we shall see.
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Yesterday evening the local convenience store was mobbed. My guess is people were grabbing beer and smokes for Christmas Day. My unindicted co-conspirator was at the register. Seeing it was Christmas Eve I thought about keeping my mouth shut but this was a target of opportunity.
"Hey, Bob! I just saw a GoFundMe to put Trump on Mt. Rushmore!"
He replied, "Someone mentioned that and said it's raised an awful lot of money. I heard it about 20 minutes ago."
"It was at 17 million bucks," I said. "I watched it go up $250K in about 15 minutes!"
"Wow!" he answered.
We both had a hard time keeping straight faces as the usual suspects scrolled through their phones.
I attended a brunch with some liberal family members. I would have loved to try this at the gathering.
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