No, I don't have children. At least not anymore.

I did have a beautiful daughter but I lost her in a crap game when she was six. It was horrible. My wife wouldn't talk to me for almost a whole week after that happened.

So I explained to someone that assumed I was a grandfather in the conversation.

Much to her credit she picked up on it immediately and grinned and said I had a dry sense of humor and apologized for assuming.

I hope I run into her again as she's OK in my book because at least she has a brain.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY