One of the reasons deportation is not going along fast is there is no reason for people to self-deport.

Why bother? if/when you get caught you just get sent back to where you came from. You really don't lose a lot. I wouldn't self-deport either.

So here's what you do. You send them somewhere else.  An illegal Venezuelan gets sent to, say, Svalbard, a Guatamalan gets sent to Somalia and so on. That's something to lose!

The best way to publicize this is on TV and make it a game show. You get a big wheel like the one on Wheel of fortune and the being deported illegal alien gets to spin it to see where they are being extradited to. You make it a game.

Get a good, snappy emcee,

Ladies and gentleman our first contestant is a drug dealing MS 13 member from Nicaragua oicked up in none other than Los Angeles, California! Give the wheel a spin, Jose and find your now home.........here it goes...Well, Jose, if looks like yu're headed to Djibouti! Warm weather for you! They say that only three things survive there, snakes, scorpions and Foreign Legionnaires but here's an opportunity to prove that saying wrong. Good luck Jose!

Here's Juan Sanchez from Mexico. Give the wheel a spin, Juan....New Guinea!  Well, Juan. You win another spin. Lucky you! The headhunters in New Guinea will only take five illegals a week as that's all they can eat. They got their weekly 5th last night. Spin again, Juan....Wow, Juan! You just won a free trip to Niger!

Here's an Irishman that overstayed his student visa by fifteen years. Give the wheel a spin, Mickey! Lucky you, Mickey! You're going to Sudan!

Hey, a family of five gets to stay together in none other than Sudan! Nice spin!

Fact is that something like this would make it clear that there are consequences to being picked up illegally. Such a way of dealing with things would make some aliens self-deport because they have something to lose. Couple that with a free ticket and a small stipend to leave and you'd see the number of semi self deportations climb and with fewer illegals in the country the odds of being picked up would increase. 

Throw in the opportunity to re-enter legally to those that self-deport on their own and I bet much of the problem would solve itself.

I would imagine that at first few major companies would want to advertise because of the fallout from the left but as the show grew in popularity companies would fighting for commercial spots and be willing to pay through the nose for advertising slots.

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