Take Grandma out of the freezer NOW!

Thaw her out. 

If she's got too much freezer burn you probably ought to have her cremated. If not I suppose you can bury her but make sure you cover the grave up with endangered flowers so it's illegal to dig her up.

Quickly report her to Social Security as just having died. Empty her bank account after Social Security evens up with things. They'll only recover what was paid to her after you reported her demise.

If you work fast you probably won't get caught up in the upcoming Social Security audit.

You should be OK.

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