There's a bulldozed lot on a major thoroughfare that has a nice chain link fence around it. On Nextdoor there's speculation of what is to become of it.
We'll fix THAT one!
Get a sheet of 1/4 inch plywood and lap a coat of white paint on it and then letter it with large letters.
COMING SOON!
BLACK ORCHID GENTLEMANS CLUB
girls! girls! girls! Live nude dancers 24/7
Zip tie it to the fence and then stand back and admire your masterpiece.
Never mind the fact that the township wouldn't permit it in the first place, people would look at the sign and just KNOW that there's going to be a club moving in and the morals of the community are going to be corrupted and the townships on the road to hell.
The screeching would be epic even after the city managers stood up and went door to door assuring people that it ain't gonna happen. The screeching would go on and on over absolutely nothing.
There would be protests and probably picket lines. This would serve to get some people out of the house an give them exercise and fresh air and it would give the druggies a golden opportunity to burglarize their homes while they were out manning the picket lines.
Win/win.
Heck, I would drop a few hundred on a professionally printed pvc fabric sign, to really sell it. Even better, if you put a website of a national chain (do they exist?) of gentleman's clubs.
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