Someone asked me why the price of eggs is so high.

I carefully explained they were subject to the laws of supply and demand and there was a shortage.

When they asked me why there was a shortage I explained that recently a large number of roosters started identifying as hens.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY