Out of 535 members of Congress they out to take 500 of them

and drop them off of high places onto a hard surface and record the screams on the way down and the impact splats and sell the recordings to the American cartoon industry to use for sound effects.

I can see people that are true cartoon fans sitting in front of the boob tube watching Wile E. Coyote going off a cliff and one the fans commenting "Not bad! Elizabeth Warren scream and a Bernie Sanders splat."

"Definitely a Sanders splat but I think the scream might have been Jasmine Crockett. The screech seemed to be a little higher pitch than Liz Warren's."

"Yeah, maybe. They are pretty close, though."

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While we're at it we ought to toss Hillary, too.

I'll bet she can scream better than Fay Wray!

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