I see where both the Netherlands and the UK have sent one soldier apiece to defend Greenland.

If I was, say a Danish soldier in Greenland and I met the lone Dutch soldier that had been sent there the first question I would have for him is "Who did you piss off to be sent here?"

Of course if I were the Dutch soldier that was asked that question I would reply with a mischievous snicker to keep him guessing.

My guess is the Brit that was sent there was probably caught screwing around with the RSM's daughter. 

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY