I'm tired of health lectures.

Every family has three members to include the following.

First there is an Uncle Simon that smoked 3 packs of Lucky Strike cigarettes a day and polished off a quart of Seagrams 7 to top it off and died at 103 years old.

Next it Cousin Jimmy that won the State Awards in high school for every sport offered and did it again when he went through Penn State. Later when he was 25 years old his heart exploded and he dropped stone dead. 

A$$holes like me say he should have followed his uncle Simon's example.

Then there's that 8 year old kid that was playing in the front yard and got hit on the head by a meteorite.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY