Thursday, July 4, 2019

Happy Independence Day

which is what I call the fourth of July.

I call it Independence day because it is an American holiday and I am an American.

AMERICANS celebrate Independence Day.

Those that refer to it as the Fourth of July always seem to forget that every other country in the world has a fourth of July.

Did you think that the rest of the world skipped a day?

Next time you run into someone from the UK ask them if they have a fourth of July in the UK and they will look at you like an idiot and say, "Of course we do. Did you think we were going to skip a day?"

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