I called the doctor's office and she told me I had to wear a mask.

"Can I use the one I had on ten minutes ago when I stuck up the convenience store ten minutess ago?" I asked.

"Wha..what...Oh. It's you. Yeah, that'll be fine," she said.

It is good to be known.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY