I just read where some whiner thinks it's unfair that West Pointers get to go to college for free.

Kid, I'll tell you what I'm gonna give ya.

A four year education with no out of pocket expenses.

All I ask is that in addition to the major of your choice you take and pass the courses I require to include math, physics and land and celestial navigation, rifle and pistol marksmanship, platoon level infantry tactics, advanced first aid and a few other things. I also recommend you spend your first break taking a 3 week parachutist class.

And, oh yeah. For the first 8 years you work for me and go where I send you and do what I tell you without question or complaint.

Before you dive into this, think long and hard.  

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