Someone pointed out to me that my cell phone tracks me.

You don't say! Whoda ever thought such a thing?

I told them I was perfectly aware of that and when I'd go off to commit crimes I take a piece of gum and stick my phone to the bottom of the third stool at Clancy's.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY