If you want a shot at returning to the country buy your own ticket

and self-deport.

Don't take the ticket that Uncle Sam is offering if you want to apply to get back in. For one thing is is a prima facia admission you entered illegally.

Just buy yourself a ticket out of the States and see if you can be readmitted quietly. Don't lie on the forms or anything that can come back to bite you.

Come on back but this time do it LEGALLY.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY