It's Halloween and someone said that it's OK for teenagers to trick or treat.

I pointed out that I quit trick or treating a couple of years ago because the quality of the booze I was getting on Halloween dropped off.

That one drew a number of confused questions.

Sarcasm is like getting food at a communist run grocery store. Some people get it, some don't.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY