Classmates

Someone asked me why I didn't attend my 55th HS reunion.

"Because I couldn't find an attractive 22 year old woman with a newborn to accompany me," I replied.

They looked confused.

Sarcasm is like buying food at a state run market. Some people get it, some don't.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY