A while ago the local Dems used some kind of analogy regarding a dog whistle.

My answer was that I ALWAYS keep a dog whistle on a lanyard on my front door knob because I need white noise when I sleep. when I wake up at 0300 and things are too quiet I grab the dog whistle and go onto my front porch and blow into it for a good ten second blast and get all the dogs in the neighborhood barking and go back to bed. I sleep pretty good to the sounds of dogs barking.

Needless to say the screeching was epic.

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