I've been bored the past couple of days and that's never a good thing.

Especially for me because I can say almost anything with a straight face.

Someone asked me if i have a retirement gig and I told them between Labor day and Halloween I sell lawn signs that say "A registered sex offender lives here. I can clear well over $150K in two months."

"OMG!" he replied. "Who would buy such a thing?"

"Generally people that are too cheap to buy Halloween candy for kids," I answered.

He didn't know what to say.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY